Arkela is Crossy - I invited him on this morning after he earned his stars by a) surviving Newquay, b) not being the first one out of the water and c) not kissing any men.

He was mildly put out by Beeny banging on his door at 4am on Sunday morning, considering he had to get up at 7am and drive to Manchester... Beeny will get his come-uppance when he next stands at the bar expecting service.

Browny, stay off my wave.