Hope you got home safely mister Sills - I had a taxi driver straight out of Trainspotting, with full "ya ken?" all the way home. Found myself wondering whether to tip him a lot or not - couldn't decide whether it was best to tip him well so that he wouldn't burgle my house or whether if I tipped him well then he'd think I was loaded and therefore have expensive things in my house and come back and burgle it.

In the end just got him to drop me off outside someone else's house. Clever.