Gents - it's my birthday today. 32 years old, now old enough to shag girls half my age without getting arrested.

Right I've found another place to stay so can everyone let me know for definite if they're coming or not - this is the list as I have it...

Me
Smurf
Paul
Matt
Dave
Adam
Tony
Crabbeman
Sillsy
Browny
Stronach
Jamie

People I'm not sure about are:-

Frew
Neil
Hilly
Beeny
Ashley
John Lamb

So if anyone knows about those guys or can get in touch with them or is on the 'going' list and knows they won't be - let me know today!

Cheers!

SB

p.s. John, always go for the crotch first, if there's a bulge either it's a bloke or you're touching yourself up - either way it's time to stop drinking.