Is it possible to have semi-wood? Bolsa wood maybe? Beeny doesn't come to training anymore anyway after he became a Londoner like you John. Oh... Knees ap mavver braaaaan.... Oi!

(All cockney songs end in "Oi!" with the obligatory thumb-up towards your shoulder whilst kicking your leg out) Maybe it's becawwws I'm a landanaa... Oi!