Turn left onto the A34 heading south.

Filter left into Newbury.

Go through the town centre until you reach the roundabout next to Halfords and Burger King - turn right.

Go straight across the next roundabout up Andover Road.

You'll reach the two mini roundabouts, go straight over both and the entrance to Park House school is just up there on your left hand side.

Alternatively get Browny to give you a lift and then f*ck off...