I resent that comment Mr Bellemy. It would have been more like this...

'The Cats got in the Tumble Drier!

Quick, throw something at the On/Off button!

Oh no, the winds caught it and turned it up to a higher speed!

Ouch!

That a Booking Crabbeman.'


Or....

'Give the Cat to Lewis, he can give it to one of the midfield to look after. Oh no, he has kicked it really hard from miles out and sent it flying into the river, sorry, the tumble drier.'