I did think that was a particularly brave move mentioning that position Mr Sills, but there you go.

Owen scored a header last night then, tried his best to hit it straight at the keeper but missed and it skimmed off his hip and into the net anyway. How he went from injured fifth choice Madrid striker to England captain I have no idea. I turned the Wales match on at 1-1 and figured that'd be a good score for us and then all of a sudden they were 3-1 down. Poland looked good coming forward but suspect under attack so it should be a good game when we play them next.

Almost 250,000 people have been sent that butt bongo babes game now. Just thought I'd let you know.