How the fuck do you accidentally put your cat in a tumble drier? Mind you, if the cat was gay, maybe it was for the best. My nan says they should all be put on a boat and sank, you know.

I affixed my cat with a "Do not tumble dry" label to stop silly accidents like that happening, I've also managed to avoid washing it at above 40 degrees, and have never ironed the fucker either. A stitch in time, that's my motto.

9.45am Henwick this Sunday, for those of you who still owe, scroll down to find out how much and bring dosh on Sunday, I am skint as fuck and this game puts me another £60 down...