Crabbeman + innocent? Not a pair of words usually found in a sentence without "far from" as well.

Are there any tumble driers at Henwick? I think this is gonna take some organisation.

I'm sure I can arrange for Crabbeman to get booked, all I need to say is "Dave you're playing today" but as for the drier and tricking Smurf to get into it, that's gonna require a bit of thought.

Smurfy, how do you fancy lift to the Halfway after the match on Sunday? Trouble is, I've got something really secret in my car, so you'll need to wear a blindfold...