Well Dave Lewis may be topscorer with 4 but Paul Curtis holds the highest Goal:Game ratio. Dave is currently on 1.33 goals per game and Paul is on 1.50 goals per game. Even Browny is on 0.67 goals per game which is good to see.

In terms of Man Of The Match, the early front runners are Smurf and Paul, proving that you're never too old to show em how it's done. All that bloody boom boom boom music you lot listen to these days, that's what's to blame. I just want to go somewhere where it's quiet enough to talk to my friends and I don't have to queue up to get a drink. And the language too, it's all effing this and cussing that, no one knows how to spell anymore either, they don't bother teaching it nowadays, they just show you how to text people on your mobile telephones and send photos of each others willies...