Ilsley's getting this kiddy thing all wrong, you're supposed to give them the sweets...

And Browny I think the wonderful people at Sinless would object to being referred to as a "Strip Joint" - it is a gentleman's entertainment experience.

I'm just not quite here today, struggling a bit to concentrate. I forgot to give people their trophies before they left yesterday, so Thursday/next Sunday will have to do.

So who exactly is not here for the friendly on Sunday?