You're evil. Evil I tells ya. Right, got the trophies now too, pick them up all engraved (except Supporters' Player cos I'm still waiting for votes) on Friday, so that should all be fine and dandy.

So thoughts turn to Blackpool. Spoke to Newquay tourist info yesterday and they said we have no chance, and they'd even investigated splitting us all up and having us in different accommodation but even that wasn't possible. So I shall call the Gynway this afternoon and see whether they have rooms free. We'll have to have a think about next year, as it appeared that the only option remaining for us in Newquay was in tents...

No way am I staying in a tent.