So, seriously now, no f*cker's going up on Friday afternoon, you've all got the whole day off?  Everybody, except me?  There's usually a few more heading up later in the day...  Anyone?  Stevie T?  Who am I going to play Guess Who with now?  Maybe I'll just speed and get stopped and play it with the copper...

"Do you realise how fast you were going sir?"

"Yes. 108mph"

"Do you have any ID on you at all?"

"Aha..."