Thursday, July 15, 2004

Rangers are lost cause

Queens Park Rangers may have difficulty finding the back of the net next season, if their current tour of Scotland is anything to go by.

Where have they gone now?

Boss Ian Holloway decided to put his newly-promoted Championship squad through their paces with a spot of map and compass work.

But he wasn't prepared for what happened next.

Holloway, never short of a word, explained: "I took them orienteering - and two of them got lost!

"We had to go out in a van to get them. I can't tell you who you they are because they are a little embarrassed."