You'd better put them near Smurf, that way he'll have a chance of hitting something with his shotgun.

I won't be training for a few weeks yet, I've put loads of weight on so I'll lose that and make sure I'm in shape as always. Will give you lot a few weeks to match my fitness levels.

It's good to hear the Reading lot bringing some more of there 'mates'... Because we need some more midfielders, I didn't think the ten we have were going to be enough!! Those will be the 'mates' that went to Jongleurs for Daves birthday and refused to pay him when they had used the tickets to get in. But seemed to have the money to buy sweat bands, torn jeans and sink beers the whole night!