You are all welcome to come to Clacton - on - Sea, most hours of sunshine anywhere in the UK...If all else fails, im sure we could still get places in Blackpool!

Im off to Fuerteventura in about 14 hours, so youll have to get the presentation night and weekend away sorted without me! Shocking. Have we booked anywhere for the presentaton night yet? We could always go to The Naweb (?) in Newbury again? It might mean that people like Beenie and Hilly will definatly come.

Not that Ill be thinking about that with the sun, sea, swimming pool, beer, and women in bikinis around me!