Was I off sick because of my hair? Err... No! Should I have been? !!

Smurf, there's something I think you should know, I've heard you and your 'friends' have been trying to make babies for a number of years now, but someone needs to tell you blokes can't have them... Sorry mate. But I'm sure Mikey will still be willing to try. You and him can try out 'dogging' on the way down.