No wonder your unfit if your spending your Saturday nights in curry houses. Well I have got blonde bits in my hair! But only because you said we had too? I haven't had it cut in 2 months, I'm going to look just the part on the beach, a right surfer dude (except fot the beer gut).

So the friday night might consist of Smurf on the beach with a shotgun in his speedo's...

Camping would be funny... As a very last resort!