Ok I'll buy you several pints on Saturday mate, you can take my word for that. This Saturday, I will be in the pub after the match and I will buy you 10 pints, this saturday, and only this saturday, when I am in the Halfway or the Hogshead or wherever I will buy you those drinks. This Saturday. In Newbury. After the match.

And Mikey, what do you mean 'History has its uses after all'?? I did my fu*king degree in History thank you very much!