I don't really mind if we lose (we won't) - but without checking everyone I know we have no Johnny S, no Crabbeman, no Neil, no Paul, maybe no Dave Frew, no Tony... Doesn't take many more out before we struggle to have anything resembling a team and I don't want these boys to drive all the way up from Southampton only to find they've got 6 guys there to meet them. We should be fine, it's more likely that they'll turn up with 6 players, but we'll all do our best. Plus I want to give out voting forms as well and will need them back quickly so I can then faff about getting trophies engraved and stuff.

So everybody starting thinking about your top 3 for Players' Player, Most Improved Player, Clubman and your Goal Of The Season. Goal Of The Season is sponsored by Sills Wind Farms. "Sills Wind Farms: If you're lacking power, use the wind, Sills Wind"

And can anyone let me know who got Most Improved Player last season? Can't for the life of me remember who it was.