He go, he come back. First time some Bristol chav scum tries to stamp on his head even though he's on the same team and Lamb will be welcomed back to the fold (see what I did there?) Bristol's all very nice for decent places to eat, but it starts to drag when you have to ask the waiter for the bill and the police each time cos your car's been nicked again. Bristol to Newbury aint that far when you can make a good day of it. Wherever you play it takes up half your Sunday, no matter whether you have a 45 minute drive or a 15 minute drive. Plus it'll be nice for Megan to get out now and then.

Plus we'll have to find someone with the initials JL for his training top...