5th June sounds good, lets get those voting forms out quickly before everyone forgets in which order they are going to put my three goals for goal of the season.

Turns out I might be going on the piss with Tony Cottee, Julian Dicks, and Billy from Eastenders tonight now. They are all staying over in clacton and have asked my journalist mate who is interviewing them to show them the best pubs in Clacton. There arent any good pubs in Clacton, but it is free entry to Rumours tonight, and a pound a pint...