No, if you notice I didn't even make a 'funny' about Megan in my last post persuading John to stay. The truth is that Megan plays no part in my thought process on account of her being a girl and this being footy. John Lamb has invested a lot of sweat, tears, muscles and time in this football club and to change seems like the actions of a lunatic madman who's having a bad day, has eaten some strange fungus and drunk white spirits to wash the taste away - not wishing to bias the decision at all. Still, you have to appreciate that he's got a new life to settle into and may want to make friends with people who have no class, culture or ethics and play for a team with them instead.

It's my birthday today.