Who's going to take responsibility for posting, on a Sunday, the footy scores on this blogger while I'm away?

I'd need the Shefford score (duh), the AFC Wimbledon score which can usually be found in the small print section of the News Of The World, and the Villa score for the little lady, plus any other Prem scores that you can remember when you're posting.

Given the home access situation, John Sills is nominated by proxy, but if there are any problems with this Mr S, can you let me know so I can find someone else who can do this.