Dave Frew in goal? Will the poor lad ever get to play centre back? No, he's shite. That's unfair of course, but blame the sunshine, sea and cocktails. Frewy you're a star playing in goal and joining the clean sheet crew, which consists of me, you and Smurf. You might want to find another crew after hearing that. And you'd be well within your rights.

Shoulda seen the sights I've seen today boys. More on that when I get back. Phew. 5-0 get in there, reckon there'll be no game this week, so I'm back for the next one. No more points dropped til next season!