Kiss my bad self. Anyone seen where Shalbourne is? It's fucking miles away! Reading boys had better get a hotel for the night before.

Today I shall be chasing up the Berks & Bucks regarding our appeal from the Vodafone game at the start of the season. Last I heard was over a month ago now so I'm going to chase them up.

Off to watch Pompey v Man City on Saturday, in the away end with the Manc lads, just brushing up on my Oasis lyrics so I can talk the talk, know what I mean?