I only said you were more of a cockney than John Sills, doesn't mean you have to come from anywhere near London - even though Sillsy secretly wishes he was born within the sound of the Bow Bells and regularly eats jellied eels in an attempt to fit in. And he doesn't have sex with Cat, he has "ow's ya farver". And he trains Whippets. And wears a beefeater. And if you ever ask him what fruit he thinks you should eat he slaps his thigh and tells you to have a banana. You should see him if he spots a barrel indoors. And if he's ever out with his old man and a van drives past...