I must admit I have strange dreams like that sometimes, but I'm never sh*t in mine? Anyhow, your still a weirdo.

Well done Smurf (and Smurf Jnr) (Oh, and ya missus I suppose).... Glad to hear it was born during the week! Two ft does sound rather big? You'll have to teach it to run before it can walk, will get in the team quicker.

Bolton 5 - 2 Villa... Fuck it.