You head out of Newbury on the A4, as if you're heading to the halfway, but at the big roundabout just over the bridge over the bypass, you take a right, towards Stockcross and The Vineyards. You stay on that road for effing miles, through Stockcross and through Wickham, then you hit a T-Junction, turn right towards Great Shefford and you eventually head down the hill into the village. Past the Swan on the right, the road bends right and then you want the first left towards the village hall, follow the road across the ickle bridge, bend left and there you are.

Alternatively, head straight straight past the Halfway Inn, right along the road towards Hungerford, then turn right at the roundabout, up the hill, straight over the M4 and that brings you down the hill into the village.

Alternatively, turn right at the Halfway Inn and head up the hill, carry on going straight (don't turn left off it at any point) and then straight over the road at the top, this will bring you down into Boxford, turn left and this will bring you into Great Shefford.

Alternatively, turn right at the Halfway Inn and head up the hill, at one point the road forks, take the left fork (rather than going straight ahead) and then turn left at the top, this brings you through Wickham, turn right at the T-junction and head down the hill into the village.

Bloody hell.