I know you're reading this and sulking Matt so let's just put things into perspective, you weren't that bad in comparison to everyone/anyone else on the pitch, you were just bad in comparison to you. Fair enough in the first half you had the wrong studs in so everytime you go the ball you ended up with your arse or your face in the mud, but you got that sorted out in the second half, and a lot of your passes were those ones where everyone winces because they just haven't come off but if they had they'd had put people in the clear. But everyone expects you to produce brilliance, so when you pull out a slightly polished turd, it's more noticeable.

You don't even remember the game do you?