Sorry boys, I've just had to cancel my C4Dating account, started to get messages from people with photos, but what was worse was I got some messages from people with photos. Fucking glad I'm married already. Bloody hell. So I've pulled out, bottled it and quit, treat me how you will, but as soon as I clicked on 'Cancel' I felt cleansed.

The final straw was a message from someone called Estevetta T who said she plays footy and recently transferred to another Div 1 club but is playing her old club on Sunday... Then she just said "Hmm... Interesting."