Yooov been foined twenty poinds and yodafone (as oi calls em) get aaaallllll three points cos oi'm a cider drinking gypsy so oi am.

Oi'm, sorry, I'm appealing to the Berks and Bucks FA about it, I think we've got a good chance of getting it overturned - but Vodafone are a good side, so at the moment we've lost the points but have no negative goal difference from the game...

Fucking league really know how to make clubs enjoy playing amateur football don't they? I'm going to appeal to the Berks & Bucks about this and then write a separate letter after complaining about Jim Wild in particular, just cos I can write and he can't. Might use long words and all.