To the tune of 'We are sailing'...

We are Shefford, we are Shefford,
Super Shefford, from Shefford,
We are Shefford, super Shefford,
We are Shefford, from Shefford,

We drink champagne, we snort cocaine,
We've got ladies, over here,
You've got shit jobs, you shag your dogs,
You don't know it, but you're queer.