Sorry John, but Jim Wild is Blackford's hitman. Oi'll shoot yoo yoo baaastard yooll never ear me cummin neiver cos oi hoids behoind moi moustaaaache and lobs pickled onions at yer ed. Allegedly.

Ah well, we'll see. Up to us to do what we can. We lost more games than this last season, just not in a row, but then last season PO Reserves would have been saying similar stuff about us cos they had to play us twice in the league and in two cups as well.

Anyone see the new Britney Spears waxwork at Tussauds? They have built her with a realistic 'heaving bussom' which rises and falls as she breathes.