Shit. How long do you reckon it'll be before it's good enough to play again? And how did you do it? And which toe? Who saw it happen? Why didn't they stop it from happening? Who said "Cellar Door is the most beautiful phrase in the English language?" Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near? Who is Kaiser Sosei? Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? When is it really time for house?

Well that sorts out the squad for Sunday anyway now down to the basic 11 and 2 subs!