Rugby pooh. Oh okay then.

Sunday's gonna be a complete effing white-wash isn't it. Make-shift defence (Shrew I'm talking about me more than you, and Tony), debutant goalkeeper and hangovers that'll last til Tuesday. Plus the fact that I dreamt last night that we lost 2-1 to Turkey. My prediction is 1-1, but I always tend to be a goal out... Shit.

Have the Newbury bunch decided where we're going yet? AFC Newbury's out. How busy does the Catholic Club get Paul? These questions will determine where we go...

Can we get a seat?
Can we get to the bar?
Will we get chibbed if we make eye-contact with anyone?
Do we have to cross ourselves lots?

Hatchet gets a No:No:Yes:Yes - 0 points
AFC Newbury gets a No:No:No:No - 2 points
Lion gets a No:Hmm:Hmm:No - 2ish points
Catholic club gets...?