I reckon AFC Newbury is the fans' choice. It's best for Tony as well, who's working, the poor lover. When I say poor lover, it has nothing to do with a recent conversation with Jenny...

So, Newbury boys okay to go with an executive decision of meeting at AFC Newbury, whenever you want before the whistle? I shall be trying to get there at least a couple of hours before, to get myself settled in and nicely beered up before the game starts. I have £5 on Terry to score first and a 1-1 draw, at a massive 175-1. If that comes off then I'll buy Cold Ash and make them play in the Friendly League against the team of ear-biters.