Gavin regularly played golf with Geoff, one day they were teeing up and a stranger asked if he could join them for a round rather than playing on his own. They agreed and off they went. Chatting as they played, Gavin asked the stranger what he did for a living. "I'm a professional hitman" he said, and when they didn't believe him he proved it by pulling out a telescopic rifle out of his golf bag. They carried on playing and on the 12th green Geoff told the stranger that they could see his house from here. Looking through his telescopic lense, the hitman told Geoff that he has a very nice house, but he has some bad news for him.

"What's that?" asked Geoff

"Is your wife blonde, quite tall with great breasts?" the hitman asked back

"Yes"

"Then I can see right into your bedroom from here, and she's in there, naked, with a guy in a chef's uniform" said the hitman"

"That's my brother! The bastards. How much do you charge for a hit?"

"£1000 per trigger-pull. You want me to go ahead?"

"Yes, I can afford two grand, I want you to shoot my wife in the mouth, she's always going on at me, and I don't want you to kill my brother, but shoot his dick off to punish him."

"Okay, no problem" said the hitman as he lined up his first shot.

After a brief pause, Geoff asked "What are you waiting for?"

"Hold on," said the hitman, "wait a couple more seconds and I reckon I can save you a grand..."