It's common knowledge that the team play better as a whole against the better teams.
I seem to get the ball a lot more when we're playing against tougher teams because we try to play better football and pass it more (or just panic and hoof it) which means we actually use the midfield !! And sometimes (and only sometimes) use the wingers and the width of the pitch as I'm sure Jonny L will agree. Which means I get more involved.

But if we're playing pants teams everyone trys to beat players and go alone and try more difficult things and shoot from everywhere. Not saying thats a bad thing, just means we rarely pass to each other!

Unless Daves got it, in which case it doesn't matter who were playing, who out of us is playing, where we're playing, who's watching, whether it's sunny or snowing, if they've got 10 men behind the ball or even if he's playing... Cause you know he's not gunna pass it.

"You Fooker!!!"