In The Sun newspaper today!
>
> "A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he
challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy.
>
> The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded
custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his
parents and refused to live there.
>
> When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out
that they beat him more than anyone. The judge dramatically allowed the boy to
chose who should have custody of him.
>
> Custody was yesterday granted to Tottenham Hotspurs Football Club as the boy
firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone."