I don't know if this is just pure coincidence but one of my mates from work who plays for AFC Wimbledon used to play with and is mates with Joe Keenan, who is a youth team player from Chelsea. He arranged to meet him one night over the weekend after not seeing him for a few months. He went to meet him in some bar in London, Keenan was out with a load of Chelsea players including Joe Cole, John Terry, Damien Duff And William Gallas among others. Gallas's was also with one of his French mates who is currently on loan at Tottenham from Inter Milan, Stephan Dalmat. My mate said there was easy 8 or 9 of them.

My mate not being the sharpest tool in the box like most professional footballers( he was on the books at Chelsea as a lad but decided that instead of putting in the effort at training he'd eat 3 McDonald's a day washed down with 10 pints a night!!) he didn't click when he read the paper on Sunday/Monday.

The story that jumped into my mind was the 17 year old girl that claimed she was raped by 7 footballers from a premiership club after having sex with a footballer from another premiership club.