Monday, September 22, 2003

Dunno mate, but I do know that Neil pissed all over their defence for the last 20 minutes in the first half yesterday and they didn't do anything about it.

I'm thinking about rigging the weir at Northcroft so if we're a goal up but under the cosh with less than half an hour to go I can just press a button and flood the pitch. Got the idea from the maylasians who kept turning the floodlights off. All I need is 400,000 litres of water and a big foot pump...