Did anyone see The Pilot Show last night? They had people auditioning for a "The Truman Show" style show (fake), and told them that they probably wouldn't see their family or friends for 12 months. There was a guy on there who was saying about how much he loved his kids, but they got him to agree to it. Then later on they said depending on how the show went he might not see his family again, but they'd be able to watch his life, right through to his natural death. He said he'd do it! If his kids were watching the show they'd be mortified. Thanks Dad! Thanks a f*cking bunch.

Then I got drunk.

Anyone heard the UNKLE remix of No One Knows by Queens Of The Stone Age? It's on the SSX 3 soundtrack (check the website for details - ssx3.co.uk). It's bitchin', or dope, or phat, or loose, or stringy, or whatever you kids call decent stuff these days. Wack. Bad. Beans. Why can't you just talk properly? And pick your feet up.