DESKTOP BELLERS:

Shefford FC squad news. Colin Holmes out for 2 to 6 weeks with suspected broken toe. Defender Colin Holmes has been ruled out for between 2 and 6 weeks due to a toe injury which could be a break. Early x-rays were insufficient for club doctors to decide whether there was a fracture to the bone or whether the injury was just heavy bruising.

A spokesman for the club said "Ooh, hello."

Manager Bellamy said "Thats what you get for giving Steve T a role as spokesman. Colin picked up an injury in the first half of the home cup tie against St Barts. He was able to play for the remainder of the game but the toe became bruised and swollen. It doesn't appear that an operation is necessary, so Colin will be out for between 2 to 6 weeks. Our thoughts are with his family. Oi where are you going with that?"