Wishing all Shefford players, girlfriends, wives, sons, daughters and not-girlfriends-but-still-available-for-a-bunk-up-in-the-bogs a very Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year and I shall see those of you who survive it on the 8th January for a trip to Chaversham.

Merry Christmas, wherever you are.

I'm still here collecting your taxes...

Merry Christmas.

I would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS! and prosperous NEW YEAR! HO! HO! HO!

It's a home fixture for us Reading boys, getting up at half nine, staggering into the Changing Rooms at 10.20am, then seeing the opposition ut in the pub and getting beaten up. Quality.

Merry Christmas one and all. Have a pretty good New Year.

Nice! I love a nice Berks & Bucks Cup away trip. Some of the best and worst times happen on those and none of the players know where I live.

Berks & Bucks Cup. 8th January away to Caversham Town

Good cos I'm still working like a youth team player who's just shat in one of Roy Keane's boots by mistake.

Merry Christmas gents - Smurfy when's the next fixtured match?

Im still here mate

You buggers all already broken up for Christmas?

Is there some competition going on for the most number of reasons to be kicked out of Liquid?

Fight - check
Pulling hair - check
Bunk up in the bogs - check

It's a good effort from Crabbeman though - if you're wooing a young lady there's no more romantic place around than the Liquid ladies toilets. Forget a nice meal, some soft music and fine wine, just hoik em aside love and hook your foot up on the flush for a couple of minutes...

All got chucked out of Seymours then apparently Crabbeman got chucked out of liquids for trying to shag his 'Mrs' in the ladies loo.
I never made it as far as liquids

So what was the gossip from the rest of Sunday then? Last night I was at a party with Tim Lovejoy and Steve Macmanamanamanaman amongst other celebs (Rachel Stevens and Emma Bunton included).

Managed to stay respectable though despite wanting to start the "Easy" chant after a few champagnes...

I'm ILL

How polite you dont usually ask!!!!!!

Who is this Sillsy bloke anyway?

Sillsy i think and i might be wrong here but don't you need a left foot!!!! Oh and to be able to defend.

Smurf please don't put Sillsy there. lol.

Does that mean I can go for Left Back? I played right back when I was 13...

Beeny! You can't just disappear on us mate we've seen you through good times and bad you owe us more than that. You go, we go. I'd kill you rather than see you leave us. You complete us. You're our life, our heart, our everything. Maybe we can still be friends, you know, go out now and then. Is it us? We can change. We've let ourselves go a bit recently but we can really try. We'll do anything you want. If you can walk out that door without looking back then you can go.

Oh.

Keep in touch mate.

No Smurf... but she might!

Crabbeman if she is not your girlfriend you wont mind me shagging her sunday then.