Yeah great tactic but there is one problem with it.... They can't remember what you look like in the morning, they only have a picture of the person they met when they were sober...


On a football note, great game today, sorry about turning up late. I thought that when the ball was being played around on the floor we looked good. But as soon as we start getting tired it's "where are Dave and Miller" Longball....

IT"S a great tactic i let some other bloke bore them to death then i get in there when they are so desperate to get away!!! plus i dont have to pay for the drinks. I have just been invited to watch arsenal train next week so i may have a few arsene wenger tips for you next week smurfy. I wont mention training other than i hope more people turn up next week really looking forward to sunday it will be good for everyone to get some match fitness under there belts

Ok, yep my fault. Crabman just saves himself money. Wait till there drunk and someone else has spent all there money and then jump in and do what ever it is that Crabman can do....

Ah got it. I think it's fair play and respect you for admitting that it was actually your fault.

it's not the first time Crab has cut someone elses grass, he did it to me in Blackpool, i did all the ground work and went to get a drink, next thing you know Crabman is in like a shot. ok it's my fault fopr getting her plastered but hell there is a lot of hair difference between me and Crab!! lol

Cutting grass? He's a fucking strange boy.

Sorry about training last night - had to work late at the last minute....

Saturday night.......

JT sick in the toilet, Ash asleep on the sofa, Matt trying to get a second job behind the bar... Cradman cutting evrey and any peice of grass, oh the joys of being soba...

Sorry i didn't make it to training last night had a couple of personal problems i had to see to, what time is it Sunday?

Yeah should be able to - am going to be running late at work though so might be best to have a back up plan just in case. Suggest Crabbeman, Tony or Matt.

Will someone be able to look after the training tonight because as i told you on saturday im not here tonight i will be in newcastle for 3 days at a wedding.
Shane anychance that you have most players phone numbers you could mail me at my home e-mail.
I am officialy at work for the game this sunday but i will be there for it unless i have an emergency call out.

Smurfy I can't make the game this weekend I'm in Torquay. Probably not a bad thing though as I'd hate to show up some of the players by getting into the starting squad for the first game of the season (which I also think I'm away for...)

See you guys tonight, looking forward to it after missing last week.

Is training at Northcroft tonight?

We have a game this Sunday at Trinity on the astro turf 11am kick off, and our next game after that is August 14th Away to Partick at Bradfield Southend.
Please pass this information on to anyone you know that does not have access to Blogger i will be in touch about it but there are a few peoples numbers that i dont have.

I can't really remember a lot in the early hours! I think Beanie saw JT having a second look at his dinner in the toilets! Ashley turned up out of nowhere after liquid! And Crabb stole his bird!

Crabb got about 10 phone calls, but I can't remember who was calling him, either way, everyone gave him some stick!

I pulled... my first ever pint. We all had a few to drink...

Cheers to Danny for the lift home!

So what's the remaining goss from Saturday then? My diving was cancelled on Sunday cos of the weather, but not until I'd got up at 6.15am and driven all the way down to Swanage feeling rough...

I heard some of you stayed there til 5am ish, someone was sick in the toilet and that Crabbeman copped off with that Millie girl after someone else had put in a lot of groundwork. Nice to see the squad working as a team this early in pre-season.

I do remember that actually. I also now remember scoring against MDM at Henwick as well when we came back from 0-2 down to win 6-2. Lewis crossed a crisp ball and I neatly sided-footed it in to spark the come back.

So two goals. Not too bad then considering amount of time played up front.

No idea about the blank blog. Must have been in a huff.

Shaner, you did score last season. It was at Henwick, against that rubbish team (Blue Bull?). I ran through from the midfield and played a subtle inch perfect ball into your path, which you finished off, but to be honest, the quality of the ball preceding your strike meant you couldnt really miss.

Did I mention I was involved in your goal?

Is that what you really think Shane ?
Nice Blog

Shane i think you scored the same amount as me last season,training was ok 15 turnt up there seemed to be a few not looking to interested not mentioning names, it is looking as though we will be having a friendly on 31st July against Lewis's brothers team just awaiting confirmation.

bit depressing, I'm 32 and not sure I scored a competitive goal last season. Can anyone remember if I scored a goal in a proper match?