Well lets hope it is actually your thumb out on that Friday then...

Woah woah woah! I'm not backing out, that was just a rumour about the Thursday night. Nope, I'll be there, bright and early on Friday morning, with my thumb out hoping to be picked up by a Monster Truck to take me down to The Land of the Surf.

I nearly had a ticket for England vs Sweden, but then I realised that it wasn't a ticket, it was a remote control, and rather than being at the ground, it was on my telly. And rather than it being England vs Sweden, it was Big Brother.

Quite disappointing in the end.

Just looked at the Touareg, it's a monster! Looks plenty spaceful inside and if Mr Sills is backing out and going down on the Thursday night instead it means I can really stretch out and change seats at will. Sounds good.

Not long to go now - really need that weekend. And, Julie just got a ticket to go with Vodafone to see England v Sweden live! How unfair is that? I think it's the God of football rewarding her for all those Sunday mornings stood watching us lot. Just like he rectified the Gerrard dive last night by making Lampard miss it. He moves in mysterious ways - still waiting to see what the f*** he's up to with Wimbledon...

Hi all, been a while since I been on here. Bit of a change of plan with the car Shane, I am getting a new one next week. Not a convertible due to having a child on the way not really the most appropriate car. Im getting the new one this Friday which is a VW Tourag. So there will be alot more room for us to drive down and in just as much style and comfort.

Smurf, Ill give you the £5 i owe you at Newquay mate, unless i see you before then.

Thanks!!!!

Just a quick thanks lads for turning up on saturday. I really appreciated it and had a good night but think people could see that. Cheers once again.

Seen floating above Newbury, 12.30 AM this morning...

I thought that if we got those extra 3 points that we lifted up to 3rd from bottom? Or did our goal difference put pay to that?

We finished second bottom and yes we got the Henwick points

Does anyone know where we finished in the league in the end? Did we get the Henwick points?

Same here Smurfy, any way you want it son.

Crabbey says he'll pay his £13 in sexual favours.

18 English Pounds!!!! Have u been adding on interest?!! OK m8 u can have it when i c ya next :)

Soon adds up doesn't it? Trouble is, cos it's a lot of people each with relatively small amounts you run the risk of getting into the "I'll pay you next time I see you" and then you and they both forget about it. So you've done the right thing, I used to run out between £300 and £400 out of pocket each season but fully admit that that was my fault for not chasing it up or not asking for it in the first place.

But you've got a family to support and an alcohol problem. Luckily, the squad is made up of decent enough blokes so I'm sure you'll have no problem, you just need to not worry about chasing people for the cash.

Speaking of which, how do you want it? I can send you a cheque, send you cash, wire the money into your account if you give me the details or wait and give you the money in person, although obviously that might not be until Newquay...

Let me know mate and I'll pay up.

Smurf if your coming sunday night to my 30th i'll square up with you then.

Cheers.

Chaps i know you will hate me for this but im going to name and shame people who owe money.I am currently £188.57 out of pocket.

Shane £5 Match Fees
Crooky £22.50 Signing on fee and match fees
Neil £30 Signing on fees and match fees
Beenie £7.50 Match Fees
Hilly £18 Match fees and booking
Tony £10 Match Fees
Lewis £3 Remainder of booking fee
Miller £25 Match Fees
Sillsy £10 Match Fees
Ghengis £7.50 Match Fees
Ashley £5 Match Fees
Browny £5 Match Fees
Taylor £5 Match Fees
Crabbeman £13 Match Fees and booking
Grundy £8 Booking

Chaps im keeping it nice and polite at the moment but all of the above monies need to be collected as they are owed to me personally now as i have paid the bills out of my own pocket.
I would appreciate anyone passing on this information to others who do not have access to blogger.

They'll be three in that car, but I'm only a lil'un. Hence the need for a Small for me, Mr Grundy.

Cheers, I'll book it off work today.

I going down with Lewis, Ad, and Tony. Not sure who's driving yet though. My car won't make it and Tony's is currently off road!

I hope it's sunny, cause that probably means it'll be fairly nice for the rest of the weekend, and not bloody raining. The wind and rain were the only reasons I was pants at surfing, this year I'm gunna be grrr..eat.

I'm looking forward to it, added bonus with a few world cup games on the box.

I hope there's only two of you travelling down, because it'll a long trip squashed in the back seats...!

Lets hope it pisses down then!!!! Although Browny would probably still have the top down.

Yes Friday 16th. Who are you travelling with? I'm hoping for sunny weather cos I'm in Browny's cabriolet and am buying a new pair of sunnies to wow the gnarly babes as we cruise through town.

Plus, with the roof down I can shout abuse at the sister-shagging locals without fear of anyone damaging my car, safely parked a hundred miles away.

Large please. I don't think I will lose the extra 2 stone I'm carrying before Newquay.

Is it the 16th June we go?

XL and stick the murder runs up your arse

Sounds like someone needs some murder runs...

L 44 please

M 42 inch chest for me please.

Please indicate which size;

S 38 inch chest
M 42 inch chest
L 44 inch chest
XL 49 inch chest

Do we get to choose sizes? The shirts we wear are massive on me. The shorts aren't long enough, though.

No, But whoever it is will pay for it the next day!!! Ahh!!!!!

Will Smurf's rate say "I'll pay you"?

YES.

XXL ?

They say Rent boys ont he front and then the nightly fee on the back........in your case the fee per minute!!!!!

Just a simple polo shirt with name number and a logo on the front. Will look good, trust me.

Anybody going to shed any light on what these t-shirts are?

Mr Oompa Lumpa the confirmed yes people for shirts are:
Grundy
Lewis
Smurf
Ashley
Ghengis
Matt
Ad
Crabbeman
Miller
Shane
Beenie
Browny
Hilly
Sillsy
Taylor
Tony

Awaiting confirmation from Neil and Crookie

Excellent, who are the 14???

14 yes's so far just waiting for an answer from Mr Sills,Curtis,Crook And Ghenginator

Newquay T-Shirts

Me and Lewis are trying to oganise some shirts for Newquay. They'll set everyone back a 5er each. Basically theyre for a bit of a laugh. But we need to know if people want them or not. If we don't have enough yes's then we won't bother but can you let me, smurf or lewis know asap as we have to order them up and get the printed on as well before 14th June. Thanks.

Grundy

LOVE RAT SILLS BEDDED ME 3 TIMES A NIGHT claims "model" caught in compromising snap at London pub. "Even Henry can't finish as quickly as Johnny" claimed the beauty.

I've had the media following me around for days, might give a Press conference later. Page 9 of the Mirror was my fav pic of me, although me hair is a bit out of place. As for that girl, I didn't even notice her, I couldn't have told you any of the other people in the photo except our group. My eyes were solely fixed on the screen for 2 hours, and then on posing for my demanding audience.

Sillsy you're famous! For jumping around like a Newcastle fan and then holding your head in your hands like a Newcastle manager later on. I like the way that when Barca scores Crabbeman looks like he's either going to the bar to drown his sorry or the toilets to drown himself. Must have been bad getting caught on camera with that tasty bird next to you as well...

For an insight into my night last night, please visit the following web sites:-


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4992178.stm

http://www.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1222048-12,00.html

http://www.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1222048-11,00.html

and view the video below...

http://video.msn.com/v/en-gb/v.htm?g=3efb31fd-c9b1-4982-a8c7-818d84878b5d

Yeah it was a shame to Henry's last game fizzle out like that but then at least he can say he's playing for the Euopean champions next year!!!!

May I be the first to offer my sympathies to the Arsenal fans among us.

I thought the ref was quite weak at times but not biased.

I thought it might have been better if he'd allowed the Barca goal and let the game carry on with both teams having 11 men.

I thought Arsenal played extremely well for the first 40 minutes but in the end Barca's class did show and it was a fair result that Arsenal should feel proud of - but wonder what might have been if they'd had 11 men for the full game.

And Ronaldinho is one ugly sonofabitch.

There once were a bunch of twats
Who never liked wearing hats
They were called Chav friend
And they all liked to bend
But basically they're all cun*s.

Twats.......

I fecking hate Chav Friend....

Match Report for Travellers Friend - Travellers Friend 3 Shefford 1Attendance: 30 Man of the match: Stuart Crease Team Formation: 4-4-2
Travellers Friend 3 Shefford 1 Travellers Friend won 3 1 to end up champions for the 2nd time in 3 years, but had to win 16 league games in a row to beat two good teams in Hermitage Reserves and Hamstead Norreys. Travellers Friend fell behind when a long ball bounced over Ian Weekes and was passed to a Shefford player whom hit a good shot at goal which managed to go through Doug Dansie's legs. Travellers Friend pushed forward and won a penalty which was hit well by Martyn Benson but was well saved by David Lewis who had made some good saves before the penalty. Ian Weekes made up for his mistake by running the length of the pitch and taking the ball passed 3 of the shefford players to then pass the ball through two defenders to Steven Crame who sloted home just before half time. 2nd half Travellers Friend started the better half with Stuart Creese, Ian Weekes, G.Gower and Steven Bisset not letting anything past them in defence. Travellers Friend won a free kick on the 18yd box which the Ref said could be taken quickly, but a Shefford player stopped this happening as the Ref told the player to move back Martyn Benson saw a gap and slotted the ball just in the post which was allowed to stand and upset some of the Shefford players. Andy Holly won the ball in midfield to set up Steven Crame to score his 2nd of the game and his 46th of the season. Nigel Holmes hit a slammer of a shot just to see it hit the crossbar and rebound to Matty Grantham who just managed to put it back into the Keepers hand. Shefford had to push forward as they needed a draw to stay up. David Lewis came out of goal to put more fire power up front, but was man marked by Steven Bisset who did a good job. Travellers Friend played out the last 10 minutes to win 3 1. man of the match Stuart Creese - none stop running.

I knew doing a song as a bad idea - all that'll happen now is Sillsy will pick up on the lymeric theme and we'll be on 6000 posts before you know it...

Very good Shane.

There once was a guy called Shane,
who was a constant pain.
He tried to write a song,
But got it completely wrong.
And now everyone knows he's insane!!!!

or

Shefford had a player called Shane,
Whose songs were very lame.
He thought he was a striker,
but looked more like a gay-biker.
And now at weekends likes to be called Jane!!!!

Mr Grundy I can come to your party but I'm afraid I can't do the go-karting thing. To soften the blow of the go-karting news, I have written you a song to take your mind off it.

Grundy Grundy Grundy,
You light up the room with your smile,
You go the extra mile,
But you're fucking surname doesn't rhyme with much,

La la la

Grundy Grundy Grundy,
You're too good to make do
With pants rhymes like Monday or Sunday
You should change your fucking name

La la la

Grundy Grundy Grundy,
Have you heard of Barramundi?
It's a fish
Very popular dish

In Australia la la

Grundy Grundy Grundy
Eating Barramundi
Driving a Hyundai
Change your fucking name

La la la

Repeat to fade.

Sillsy, guitar accompaniment needed. You don't get a solo.

no but some of us had the draw!!!! lol.

Well I bet not many people had 3-3 for the FA Cup then eh?

ice ice baby

I'm thinking about my doorbell....when ya gonna ring it?

It's Hammertime.

I bet you look good on the dancefloor.

I predict a riot.......

I am having a BBQ and beers at my house to celebrate my birthday on saturday 20th of may everybody is invited especially if they are bringing lots of beer!!!!!!

3-0 to the Scousers.

Gerrard 18th minute, Crouch 62nd minute and Fowler 84th minute.

Good to see all the Cup Final predictions on here then. We'll see who's closest?

Oh Grundy I know you love me and I love you back!! And before you guys start plutonic love is allowed between to grown men!!

In response to beeny's so called allegations.......

I would firstly like to refute any suggestion that I have lost weight!!!! I've just been buying baggier clothes!!!!
As for the whole substituiton thing.....well beeny you should be used to that!!!! You can't manage more than 20mins now from what i've heard!!!!?!!!! (According to Hilly that is)

You never asked to be a cockerney but look at you doing the lambeth walk.








Oi.

I don't recall asking to be made up like Rudolph...

Don't worry Sillsy you'll definately have a red nose by the end of the weekend, I'll make it my personal responsibility.

Is it the 17/18 June we're going? Thats a week after my birthday, so everyone has to buy my drinks for the whole weekend. And food. And clean my shoes.

Well I wouldn't call it a late call up smurf, More like a forced subsituition cos grundy was losing to much weight in this heat and neeeded me to stand in for him!!!

Well Guys yes i am making an apperance for your pleasure at newquay and very much looking forward to it, Just gotta remember to stay away from ashley and cash machines,

"push that button beeny"

"No not that one you idiot"

"BEENY WE WON"

"Fucking lanky idiot!"

See, I knew there would be some big news about Newquay, hence why I started the coutdown.

Besides, we've been counting down with excitement to the World Cup for 3 1/2 years, to Arsenal winning the Champs League for 118 years, and for Steve McLaren to become England manager for, erm, days.

Newquay Update!!!!!
The late call up to the squad by Beenie takes total going to 18.

Karting 27th May.........

Anyone who's interested in Karting on 27th May for my b'day is more than welcome. Its in Andover and will set you back 37.50 on the day. Grand Prix format with about 3-4 hours race time. If you fancy coming along can you let me know and i'll book your places. Starts at 9am.

cheers.

It's like six weeks away yet! I bet you're a bugger at Christmas...

So, the countdown to Newquay begins...

Or a transfer form.

That bloke Steve Crame who scored 2 against us at the weekend apparently scored 46 goals this season!!!!

Lewis needs some new shooting boots....

Again, my address is...

Sillsy i think thats what Shane was hoping for!!!!

You want to be careful, putting your address out on the internet like that. Could get into anyones hands, and before you know it...you've got a blow up doll at your doorstep.

Yes mate that sounds good to me - my addy is 2 Home Farm Cottages, Hurstbourne Tarrant, Hants, SP11 0AB

Unlucky lads for yestrdays efforts. So very nearly had the perfect result!!!! Great team effort though, although i'm feeling a little horse today though. must have been all that screaming at the ref!!!! WANKER!!!!
Shane, its my 30th b'day on sunday 28th May you and julie are welcome its at the old hatchet, Half 7 start. Bankholiday weekend!!!! Let me know if you want to come along and i'll send you an invite.

p.s. MK DONS WENT DOWN HA HA HA - THAT MADE MY WEEKEND

Sounds like it was an improved performance at least. And you were right to have a go at the ref, if he's gonna wave a player away from the ball then he has to then make the other team wait for the whistle.

We keep getting stung with stuff like that (well, once every other season) and we never seem to get those breaks ourselves do we?

Ah well. I guess it's just a wait to see what happens with the Henwick points and what happens with the league structure to see what div we're in next season.

I'm sorry I've really not been around much if at all this season - I am taking steps to remedy this though for next season.

Predictions for the cup final? I reckon West Ham will battle their hardest but will find themselves outclassed for a 3-1 Liverpool win...

Very disappointing boys, we'll now have to roll up our sleeves and work hard for each other and bounce straight back next season.

Morning chaps, back from Mexico, though I'm afraid I can't make Sunday's game. I take it there was no game last weekend then? We're still 2nd bottom on goal difference and with Chav Friend needing to win to secure the league (how the fuck?) it could be a tricky one.

Here's a strategy for you, they need a point to win the league, we need a point to stay up (we believe). I suggest you take hand puppets to explain it to them. Trouble is, they'll obviously fancy beating us with some ease, so we need to make it worthwhile to them. That's where Sillsy comes in, I suggest dressing him up as an arabian princess and offering them to him as a gift if they agree to draw the game.

Good luck everybody.

Sillsy you're a tactical genius, please pass on some of your wisdom to Smurf.....

I'd give Smurf, just hand him over. All we need to do is not concede, and then score.

I'd give Smurfs right nut for 3 points this week....

Would anyone like 3 points this week?