Woah woah woah! I'm not backing out, that was just a rumour about the Thursday night. Nope, I'll be there, bright and early on Friday morning, with my thumb out hoping to be picked up by a Monster Truck to take me down to The Land of the Surf.

I nearly had a ticket for England vs Sweden, but then I realised that it wasn't a ticket, it was a remote control, and rather than being at the ground, it was on my telly. And rather than it being England vs Sweden, it was Big Brother.

Quite disappointing in the end.