My cat used to wear a zorro mask. So you can't knock em for authenticity.

Neil, I guess the school uniform idea has lost all its novelty for you seeing as you dated Mandy while she was still in class 3B.

Dave Lewis never passes. I think you know what I mean.

Stevie Tab never scores. I think you know what I mean.

Matt Atkins sometimes scores, but they tend to be really big goals. I think you...