Cold Ash won 7-0 against Newbury RBL on Sunday. However, RBL almost dropped out over the summer so they may be struggling for squad/motivation. We all know you can't read anything into any result. Shefford 6 - 0 Millhouse, two weeks later Millhouse 4 - 1 Shefford...

I know what you mean, Blackpool seemed to fly by in a dream-like haze this year, there seemed to be no time to catch breath. One minute you're flying down the side of a rollercoaster and then suddenly you're talking to Cody about her implants. I took one look at her and said "have you dyed your hair?"

Cannot believe Browny talked to John's lapdancer mid-dance. Matty, who broke your door handle - seem to remember you saying it was Smurf, who is blindly denying any wrong-doing.

Sounds like I'll have to have Neil in my car next year. Wonder who I should swap for him...?